A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. 'You knowwhat?' says the 6-year-old. 'I think it's about time we startedcussing.'
The 4-year-old nods his head in approval. The 6-year-old continues,'When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with helland you say something with ass.' The 4-year-old agrees with enthusiasm.When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what hewants for breakfast, he replies, 'Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have someCheerios.'WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, getsup, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hotpursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in hisroom and shouts, 'You can stay there until I let you out!'She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old and asks with astern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?''I don't know', he blubbers, 'but you can bet your fat ass it won't beCheerios!'
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